The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children.

United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.