"..,you will die in seven days" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; "new phone, who dis?"

Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick.

Me: Hi Kid: M: Still? It's been a week K: YOUR FIRST INSTINCT DURING A CAR ACCIDENT WAS TO PROTECT YOUR PHONE! M: You didn't die. Calm down.

Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home