A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas... and sees a beautiful blonde sitting there with her boyfriend. He pulls out his gun, and shoots the boyfriend. Then he walks up to the girl and asks, ""What a lovely girl like you doing in a place like this all alone.""

Bubba n' Buford III Bubba n' Buford jes left Texas A&M where they'd attend a seminar entitled ""Advanced Composting"" n' were a headin' back up Highway 79 towards east Texas. After a bit they got into an argument over whether Marquez was pronounced Mar-KEY or Mar-KAY. Well, they decided since they were about to go through Marquez they'd stop at the Dairy Queen for lunch n' ask, n' whoever was right would pay for lunch n' that they did. After orderin' Bubba smiles n' asks the waitress, ""My f…

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. ""It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it."" She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, ""I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found…

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the other. ""What do you think is farther ......... Florida or the moon......"" The other blonde turns and says ""Helloooooooooooooooooooo....can you see Florida?""