Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?#Angel Cake#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *#Angel Cake#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp