"Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] "Omg captain I'm so sorry"

[mouse plane] mouse pilot: hello folks, this is your captain squeaking- *mouse passengers squeal with delight*

I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane Ba-dum-tss

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)