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Three expatriates are drinking in a NY City bar. [copypasta from digitaldreamdoor] ""As good as this is,"" said the Scotsman, ""I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth. ""Well, Angus,"" said the Englishman, ""at my local pub in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."" ""Ahhh, dat's nothin',"" said the Iri…

A Mexican guy, an Italian guy, and an American guy are all working on a roof... and they're all getting tired of their lunches... So one day the Mexican guy opens his lunch and he goes ""man, if I get a taco one more time I'm going to jump off this building."" The Italian guy opens his box and says ""Goddammit, if I get spaghetti one more time I'm going to jump off this building,"" and the American guy says the same thing about his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The next day, they all get the…

Little Boy Prayer A little boy was eating in a restaurant for his birthday, when he started eating without a prayer. His parents turn to him and say, ""we say a prayer before eating in our house!"" The little boy replies, ""yeah, that's in our house but here the chef knows how to cook!""