Plane Ride Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ""Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."" Esther always replied, ""I know, Morris, but that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."" One year Morris and Esther went to the fair, and Morris said, ""Esther, I'm eighty-five years old. If I don't ride that airplane, I might never get another chance."" Esther replied, ""Morris, that airplane ride costs fifty d…

Blatant racial discrimination with a twist of truth. First grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. The teacher asks Sarah: ""What did you do at recess?"" Sarah says, ""I played in the sandbox."" The teacher says, ""That's good, now go to the Blackboard and if you can spell 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."" She does and gets a cookie. The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess. Morris says, ""I played with Sarah in the sandbox."" The teacher says, ""Good. If you wri…

""Fifty dollars is Fifty dollars!"" Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that he…

An old guy goes to the doctor... Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'