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Moses Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it falls into the water a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in -one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says ""Dad if you don't stop fooling around we won't bring you next time.""

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