Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.

Reverend, Lion and Jesus The reverend visits Africa and was preaching in a small church ""thankful prayers outweighs begging prayers"" On the way back to the airport for the flight home, his rental jeep broke down halfway in the middle of a jungle. He starts to walk back to the church which was 3 miles away to get assistant and he spotted a Lion. The lion noticed the reverend. Reverend prayed ""Dear Jesus! I begged you for your protection"" Lion prayed ""Thank you Jesus for the food blessed be y…

A priest goes in a safari... A priest goes on a safari in Africa. He gets separated from the group and has the bad luck of finding himself alone, facing a hungry lion. Priest: "Dear Lord, I haven't asked for much in life, but if it is of Thy all-knowing will, please concede me the grace that this lion be imbued with Christian moral and values!" A sound of trumpets echoes in the sky and a heavenly beam of light shines upon the lion, who now is able to speak. The lion: "Oh Lord, we give Thee th…

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.