A visual joke... So a woman goes to the doctor and asks about options to augment her breasts. She doesn't want surgery, so that rules out implants. The doctor suggests a new technology for her bra that uses the inflatable pump mechanism that was made popular with basketball sneakers. If she helps trial the product, she'll get the product for free. She tries them out and gets fitted properly. It has little sacs in her bra that are inflated when she flaps her arms like a chicken [flap your arms li…

Three friends meet up at the office, all hungover from the night before. Bill says ""Oh man. I feel so sick guys. I was so drunk last night that I forgot to call a cab. I ended up trying to drive home and got pulled over. The cop gave me a DUI and I ended up staying the night in jail."" Tom replied ""That's not so bad. I was so drunk last night that I barely managed to stumble home. I crawled up the stairs into bed with my wife. Later while I was asleep I heard her scream. I thought maybe someon…

Cricket Joke I remember this joke from years ago, It might not be totally accurate but I tried my best to repeat it: A man is sitting in the waiting room of the hospital while his wife is giving birth. After a while, the doctor comes out and says ""You have a beautiful baby boy, but we think there may be another one on the way"". So the man sits back down and continues waiting. Some time later, the doctor comes out again and says ""It's a girl, but there looks like there's another one in there""…

Golf Truisims * Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. * Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. * When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. * If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway th…