Two married man talking.. 1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive.

3 men and their lunch 3 men were sitting eating their lunch... The 1st man had Spag Bol for lunch and yelled out in frustration - ""Spag Bol! SPAG BOL AGAIN!! I swear if I get Spag Bol for lunch again I will kill myself >("" The 2nd man had a Turkey Sandwich for lunch and he yelled out in frustration - ""Turkey Sandwich! TURKEY SANDWICH AGAIN!! I swear if I get Turkey Sandwich for lunch again I will kill myself >("" The 3rd man had Roast Beef for lunch and he also yelled out in frustration…

Theres 3 men and they all want a job at sainsburys so the 1st man comes in and says to the manager :1st Man: Can i have a job please Manager:Yes go and do something dangerous so he does something dangerous comes back and says: 1st Man: Ive done it Manager:How many letters in the alphebet 1st Man:26 Same for 2nd Man Same for 3rd Man But on 3rd man Manager:How many letters in the alphebet 3rd man:24 Manager:why you say that: 3rd Man: Because i just blewup B&Q

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: ""You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building- by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."" The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The 2nd Man says: ""What are you a nut? There is no way in heck that could happen."" 1st …