A man and his boss are playing golf... one weekend when a funeral procession goes past. The man takes off his hat and stands silently with eyes downcast. He doesn't move until the procession is out of sight. The man's boss, an elderly gentleman, approves. ""You don't often see respect like that much among you young folk these days"" he says as they resume their game. ""Well, I thought it was only right."" Replies the man. ""After all, we'd been married for ten years.""

So, Steve is out playing golf with his three buddies on a beautiful Sunday afternoon... On the 18th green, Steve is about to make his final put before they all go in and have some beers. Just before he hits the ball, however, the golfers see a funeral procession in the cemetery across the street. Steve stops what he's doing and takes his hat off, waiting for the procession to pass. His buddies, thoroughly impressed, say, ""Steve, that was really cool, man. You showed a lot of respect, just now."…

A Very Nice Golfer There are two men playing golf, at the end of the range you can see a funeral procession going by. As the hearse drives by followed by a few cars one man kneels down, takes off his hat and puts it over his heart, and says a prayer. The man next to him says, ""Well that's the nicest thing I've ever seen a golfer do!"" The man stands up says ""Well it's the least I could do, I was married to her for 35 years...""

I was at a football game. Sold out stadium, but the guy next to me had an empty seat next to himself... ...As the game wore on, I asked him ""Who's seat is that?"" He looked at me sadly and said ""That was my wife's seat but she passed away."" ""I'm sorry to hear that."" I replied. ""You don't have any other family that might want to come to the game with you?"" He shook his head and said ""Nah... they're all at the funeral""