Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?","Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it. Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries? Father:That happens everywhere, son EVERYWHERE.

Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it. Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries? Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.

"My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire

Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead.