I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down

Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator.