I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down

Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building? Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk