A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out and she was asked how she pleaded. ""Not guilty"" the woman answered emphatically. The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: ""Is it true that on the 11th of December last year you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack - on the roof of a car whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London in a blizzard?"" The woman composed herself looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: ""What was the date again?""