Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American? Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

I've heard some great 9/11 humour, it's like two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania

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