The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. ""I've been insulted"" she sobbed. ""Your mother insulted me."" ""My mother!"" he exclaimed. ""But she is a hundred miles away."" ""I know but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it."" He looked stern ""I see but where does the insult come in?"" ""In the postscript"" she answered. ""It said: 'Dear Alice don't forget to give this letter to George.'""