When George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops, there were 33 (remember this number) in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about. Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading. Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back…

The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax

Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said "He's alive in all of us today"

*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"