Dating in 1962 It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. ""Oh, come on in!"" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. ""Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"" ""Iced tea, please,"" Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea. ""So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?"" she asked. ""Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at th…

The friend said, ""Then what's the problem?"" Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, ""Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"" Fred replied, ""Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."" His friend thinks for a moment and says, ""I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."" A few months later they meet again and his…

Looking for a Wife Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, ""Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"" Fred replied, ""Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."" His friend thinks for a moment and says, ""I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."" A few months later they meet again and his friend says, ""D…

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent'shome for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary u…