Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway.#America#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.#America#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER#Captain#America#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America tonight.#Captain#America#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp