An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says ""I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."" ""Pop what are you talking about?"" the son screams. ""We can't stand the sight of each other any longer"" the old man says ""We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her"" and he hangs up. Frantic the son calls his sister who explodes on the phone. ""Like hell they're getting divorced"" she shouts ""I'll take care of this."" She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at the old man ""You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing DO YOU HEAR ME?"" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone too and turns to his wif e. ""Okay"" he says ""they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?""