Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: ""Good morning Bill.""

Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.

All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"