Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.#Bill Clinton#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.#Teddy Kennedy#Bill Clinton#Dating#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp