😄 'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have p...

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'Why are you crying Ted ?' asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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