What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.#Driving#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: ""Second door on the right.""#Driving#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp