2 Moroccans are in a cafe The first Moroccan says, ""one day I hope I will go to France and find a beautiful blue-eyed blond-haired girl to marry"". The second Moroccan says, ""eh, me too, but I only want blue eyes, I don't care about the hair"". First Moroccan says, ""but Hammad, why do yousay that? The hair is one of the most beautiful parts of a girl!"" ""Yes, I know, but I'm going to put a hijab on the hair anyways so it doesn't matter""

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead took part in a swimming race across the English Channel to France. The brunette was first to arrive in Calais, the redhead came second, but the blonde was nowhere to be seen. Asked later why she didn't finish, the blonde explained: "I swam halfway but then I got really tired, so I swam back to England." What's the definition of paralysis? Four blondes at a crossroads.

[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper

Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore.