A blonde is working as a chef at a restaurant Her food is good, and the restaurant enjoys success for some time. One day, the restaurant unveils a new dish containing meatballs and chili sauce. But unfortunately the customers don't like the dish, complaining that the sauce is too cold. The manager, unaccustomed to poor cooking from the blonde chef, goes to her and says, ""What's wrong? You're a good chef, but of all things you can't make hot chili sauce?"" Stressed out, the blonde exclaims ""how…

This blonde guy needs money... One night, this blonde guy gets down on his knees by his bed and says ""Oh Lord, we really need some money. Please let me win the lottery."" And he goes to bed. The next morning, the blonde guy wakes up and checks the news. He didn't win. So that night, he gets down on his knees again and says, ""Dear Lord, we really need that money. My kids need new shoes, my wife has nothing to cook for us to eat, I can't find a job. Please let me win the lottery."" And he goes t…

Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly a genie appears. ""You know the deal"" says the genie. ""Three wishes. But seeing there are three of you you can have one wish each."" ""Great"" says the audit partner. ""Take me to the Whitsunday Islands give me a blonde and an endless supply of XXXX and leave me there for…

a blonde desperately wanted to win the lottery. So she prayed to God one day and asked him to help her win the lottery. The next morning the blonde woke up and she didn't win. So she prayed to God again asking to win the lottery. She reasoned that she'll use the money to do a lot of good and cure all diseases in the world. The next morning she woke up and she didn't win. So she prayed to God again and asked to win the lottery. She reasoned that she'll use the money to do a lot of good and fee…