Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.#Toronto#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8", blonde, and the mother of my children.#Doctor#Parents#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying "you know, the hot blond" is conducive to sofa sleeping.#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp