When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.

wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen

However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal.

I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck