What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.#King Kong#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator.#King Kong#Empire State Building#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp