Little boy to airline pilot: ""You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."" Pilot: ""Not if I do it right.""#Kids#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.#Technology#Kids#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby#Kids#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby.#Kids#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane.#Kids#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp