A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance acting like a hotdog flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air ""Anything you can do I can do better."" The veteran bomber pilot answered ""Try this hot-shot."" The B-52 continued its flight straight and level. Perplexed the hotdog asked ""So? What did you do?"" ""I just shut down two engines kid.""