Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?

Question: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? Answer: The warning label!