A pilot Michael Jordon Bill Gates the Pope and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. ""There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us"" he announced. ""Since I'm the pilot I get one!"" After saying this the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. ""I'm the world's greatest athlete"" proclaimed Michael Jordon. ""This world needs great athletes so I must live."" Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane. ""I'm the smarest man in the world"" bragged Bill Gates. ""The world needs smart men so I must also live!"" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. At this point the Pope began to speak. ""I have lived a long life compared to you and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."" ""You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack.""