what's the deal with "airplane food?" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel.

"Whats the deal with all this airline food?" -Sharks in Malaysia

Me: *Reaches over, cuts up food, says "open wide" & starts making airplane noises* Guy: *stunned silence* -Single Mama on a date

What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat.