During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip I was furious. I called room service and raged ""I know I'm in a luxury hotel but $11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!"" ""The crackers are complimentary"" the voice to the other end cooly explained. ""I believe you are complaining about your room number.""