Taking his seat in his chambers the judge faced the opposing lawyers. ""So"" he said ""I have been presented by both of you with a bribe."" Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. ""You attorney Leon gave me $15000. And you attorney Campos gave me $10000."" The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon ... ""Now then I'm returning $5000 and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.""