The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, ""Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."" The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. ""Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the co…

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. “Sir, you’re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?” The man groans, but stays where he is. The usher becoming impatient with the man says “Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get my manager involved” Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they …

Extra seats A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. “Sir, you’re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?” The man groans, but remains seated. The usher becoming impatient with the man, “Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get the manager involved.” Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manag…

[baby takes its first steps] me in a cop outfit: not even close to a straight line buddy, you're going away for a long long time.