An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Italian were in an airplane It had engine trouble. So, they all got on their parachutes and jumped. The Irishman was first out of the plane, counted to ten, and pulled the rip cord. Second out, the Italian did the same. So, did the Scotsman, but his chute did not open, and he plummeted down with ever increasing speed. He passed the Italian, who crossed himself. Then he shot passed the Irishman. The Irishman TOOK OFF HIS CHUTE, and started to plummet after the Scotsman!!!!!!! "OH, SO TIS A RAACE YE BE WANTIN'!!!!!", He Shouted.... Happy St. Paddys day guys. Got this from the comment section on Yahoo, first time that ever paid off