It was just a misunderstanding My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip. ""Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f???ers."" Wife: ""er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f???er?"" David: ""Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"" Wife: ""but who said they were called, er, f???ers?"" David: ""that was our teacher. Well actually she called them ""effers,"" but we all knew what she meant.""

Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention, David. David: I'm paying as little as I can, teacher.

Johnny after School with teacher Teacher: Johnny, when did WW1 start? Johnny: I don't know, ma'm. Teacher: Johnny, you need to pay more attention to your studies. Johnny: OK, but can I ask you a question ma'm? Teacher: Sure. of course you can. Johnny: Do you know David? Teacher: I'm afraid I don't. Johnny: You need to pay more attention to your husband.

I can remember my first day at school The teacher looked at me during register and asked, ""Are you chewing?"" I said, ""No, chewing is probably one of the foreign kids, my name is David.""