A Sunday School teacher is teaching her class about Hell. She asks the class, ""Do any of you know what happens to little boy and girls when they're bad?"" A child raises their hand as says, ""Oh yeah, Father Martin takes you into the bushes behind the church!"" The teacher is taken aback, and screams at the child. Another child stands up and says, ""No, it's true! Father Martin took my sister into the bushes behind the church the other day."" Gone white, the teacher asked what happened to her. …

A Sunday School teacher was teaching her young students When she decided to ask them where Jesus lives. A young little girl raises her hand and says ""Jesus lives in heaven with God!"" A young boy says ""Jesus lives in our hearts!"" The teacher was quite pleased with their answers until she saw Little Johnny raise his hand. She calls on Johnny and he says ""Jesus lives in my bathroom."" The teacher was confused so she asked him where he got his answer from, too which he replies ""Every morning I…

Little Johnny fell asleep in Sunday school... The teacher asked, "Johnny, who is our Lord and savior?" The boy behind him poked him in the back with a pin. Johnny shot upright and shouted, "Jesus Christ!" "Correct," said the teacher. Johnny then fell back asleep. The teacher called on him again, "Johnny, who was Jesus's mother?" Again, the boy behind Johnny poked him. Johnny woke up again and exclaimed, "Mary mother of God!" "Correct," said the teacher once more. Johnny fell back asleep. The t…

Good Kid! A father had a rather dim-witted son. One day, the son came home from school. His father asked him, ""How was school, son?"" His son replied, ""Great dad! My teacher asked a question, and only I could answer!"" His father was overjoyed. He probed, ""Good kid! What was the question?"" His son replied, ""She asked, 'Who farted?' ""