Redneck Vasectomy After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough because they couldn't afford a bigger bed. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it would cost $1,000. Not being able to afford the procedure, the doctor recommended he go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me - I don’t want to go deaf!” To which the doctor replies, "Trust me." So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count on his fingers, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5...”, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand, “6, 7...