The secret to women A man is walking down a beach in California, when he stumbles across a magic lamp A genie appears from the lamp and says, "Thank you sir for freeing me, in return i will grant you one wish." The man replies "I have always wanted to walk the beaches of Hawaii, but I do not ride planes and the trip by boat is to long. I wish for a highway from California to Hawaii." The genie looks at the man and replies, "A bridge that size takes to much magic, I am not powerful enough to create a bridge of that magnitude, however I will give you another wish. The man replies "Fine, I wish to learn the secret to women." Without skipping a beat the genie says, "Two lanes or four?"