Bridge to Hawaii Greg is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Greg that he has earned right for one wish. Greg: I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time. God: Ehhhhā¦. your wish is too materistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it. Greg: Alrightā¦Hmmm OK I wish to be able to read womenās minds. I want to know exactly what theyāre thinking at all times, what they mean when they say ānothingā. Basically, I want to understand women inside out. God: So you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?