Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!""

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Ivan Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint the phone rings and he jumps up shouting "Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"

Pavlov was drinking in a bar and chatting with some fellow scientists. The time flew by, and before he knew it the barman loudly rang the bell signalling last orders. Pavlov clapped a hand to his forehead, 'Oh crap!' he cried. 'I forgot to feed the dog!'