Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business. He's already an ex-terminator.#Arnold Schwarzenegger0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: "I'm tired of you endlessly misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger films. I'm leaving you." Me: "You'll be back."#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Arnold#Walmart#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"i'll be back" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to "Hey Arnold"#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Arnold0🔗 ShareWhatsApp