A musician joke So little Johnny runs up to his mother and yells ""Mommy! Mommy! I could count higher than anyone in my class at school today! Everyone else could only get to 10, but I could count all the way to 12!"" And little Johnny's mother replied, ""That's because you are a violinist"". The next day, Little Johnny runs up to his mother and yells ""Mommy! Mommy! I can read more letters in the alphabet then the rest of my class! Most of the children could read only up to 'E' but I got all th…

Johnny at school.. At school, Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Catherine, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said, ""Paracetamol ?"" ""Very good! And what is it used for?"" ""It is used for a headache."" The second pupil said, ""Restyl."" ""Excellent!"" said Catherine. ""And what it is used for?"" ""To help you sleep,"" replied the student. Now it is Johnny's turn and he said, ""Viagra."" ""And what is it used fo…

The Cushmaker On Johnny's first day of school, Ms. Patrick assigned the kids to start learning their ABCs. Johnny calmly refused to participate. The teacher let it go for a bit, but then had to take him aside. ""You're going to have to do the work like everyone else, Johnny."" ""Nope."" ""Well how are you going to learn to read and write? You need to learn these things to get a job someday."" ""Don't need it,"" He replied ""I'll be a cushmaker when I grow up."" Ms. Patrick didn't want to admit t…

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note. Johnny's mother reads the note and is astonished as she prepares to scold him. ""Johnny this says you tried to eat Sally, your ant just go around eating people."" She says to the little boy. Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says ""I know, that's why I got consent first.""