Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.

I couldn't afford a vacation in Mexico, so I watched the Spanish channel all day and ate some undercooked chicken.

Four dogs Mexican, American, Polish, Russian are discussing their lives. The Mexican dog says, ""the servants used to leave meat out for me, but now I have to bark for it."" The American dog says, ""you have servants in Mexico?"" The Polish dog says, ""they feed you meat?"" The Russian dog says, ""they let you bark?""

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter. The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, ""We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"" The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, ""We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"" The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out. The German asks why he threw the Mexican out. And the Amer…