A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, ""Where is Jesus today?"" Steven raised his hand and said, ""He's in heaven."" Mary was called on and answered, ""He's in my heart."" Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, ""I …

Where? A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today? “ Steven raised his hand and said, “He's in heaven. “ Mary was called on and answered, “He's in my heart. “ Little Johnny, waving his hand furiou…

When a university student returned home for Christmas, his mother asked: "How's your history paper coming along?" "Well, my history professor suggested I use the Internet for research and it's been really helpful." "Oh, that's good." "Yes. So far I've located fourteen people who sell them."

"Hey mom, I talked to my teacher after school and she says 'hump day' isn't a real holiday... She also asked what you do for a living."